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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 02:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

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share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

6 Foods You Should Be Eating for Bone Health, According to Dietitians - Yahoo

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Nintendo Switch 2 Size Comparison vs. Original Switch vs. Steam Deck - Gizmodo

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nintendo showcases Wave Race-style mission in Mario Kart World - My Nintendo News

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Just Forget it!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Still no good.

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