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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
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Still no good.
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share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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